Neopets Rant

Hi - my name is Vanessa and I got addicted to Neopets. I wasted my time there, being part of a stupid forum and doing stupid activities with my pets. I had 4 Kacheeks. Salem, Star, Sammy and Lula in September 2003. I was still a newbie and I decided to see what Neopets had to offer me. I'm an unpublished Teenage writer, and I went into the NW board and said, "Hi, I'm a newbie, I hope you like my story." 

My story was about how Salem and Lulu had met each other, gotten married and had their own kids - Star and Sammy. 

Some n00b went -"OMFGURBREAKINGDARULES!" And I was like, "What?" I was new, I guess I didn't read the rules, but I though that writers should be allowed to post anything! 

When I tried to log in again, I had that f***ing police chia saying, "This account has been frozen because - err... what did you do again?" 

It turns out that I got reported by 13 n00by goody-goodies and Neo froze me. I was extremely angry, and wanted to feed TNT their own TEETH! Even if I did have to march to LA to do it. 

So, I wrote about 10 complaints a day to Neopets. I even filed out a few reports. I never got any reply. Neopets probably prints out the effing complaints and either feeds them to a goat or uses them as cheap toilet paper. 

I hate the favoritism there too. 

I'm gonna seriously explode in a minute, so I'll turn this off now. 

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