How not to get iced in Neopets

My biggest complaint about Neopets is that they freeze too many innocent people.  The site is addicting, but me getting addicted is my fault.  However, them freezing thousands of accounts of innocent people is their fault. 

Think about the term "iced".  The fact that so many people have had their accounts frozen, that people actually made a term for it, "iced", tells you a lot.  The fact that when you tell people "my friend's account has been unfairly frozen", and no one is surprised tells you something about how many accounts were unfairly frozen.

This has to be the LAMEST excuse for an excuse in neoland.  Basically, they don't want to tell you why, or they don't know.  Either way, that's terrible.

If you want to know why an account was iced, just try logging onto it.  Type in any password, and the "reason" it was frozen will be displayed . . . or it will be this pathetic screen, saying they don't know why.

So, you want to know how not to get iced huh?  Don't we all.  I have found that if you avoid certain things, I can *almost* guarantee you will not be iced.  Since I know the ways that you can get iced, you should follow these simple instructions to avoid ways I've seen others iced:

Don't post in chat.

Don't have a shop.

Don't buy from other people's shops.

Don't buy from Neopets shops (restocking).

Don't bid at auction.

Don't trade items.

Don't play games.

Don't send neomail.

Don't have anyone send you any items.

Don't get scammed and lose your account to a scammer.

Don't modify your userlookup.

Don't criticize or say ANYTHING bad about neopets, ever.

Don't log-on to your account from more than one computer/IP address, ever.

If you do all of these things, I can *almost* guarantee you will not get frozen.  Not 100% on this, but almost.

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