Things overheard at Neopets' Corporate Headquarters in Los Angeles, California
My friend Val and I were just fooling around one day, and this is what we thought would be happening at the Neopets' Corporate Headquarters in Los Angeles, California. This isn't real, but just for fun. It came about when we were debating whether or not featheralley was an actual person, or just a made up account by the staff. We thought she probably is made up, cause they wouldn't let an "unrestricted player" be a role-model . . . this way, they can make her do whatever they want, and "set a good example" for all you minions out there.
Honestly, they have more than enough staff to do it . . . I mean, what do you think they do all day? Fix bugs and make the site better? *howling laughter*
-Val
Anyway, we made up this segment, of things overheard at Neopets' Corporate Headquarters in Los Angeles, California:
Hey Matt, can you believe who I iced today?
Hey John, I'm having so much fun here. Did you see how I let that scammer just post and post for 30 minutes pissing off the TCers? Haha. What kind of stupid name is that anyway, that they made for themselves, TCers, like the HCers, haha.
So how's the wife and kids?
Hmm, lots of people reporting this scam shop . . . maybe I'll get to it later, I'm on my coffee break now.
Hey Mark, let's make the faellie ugly today.
That's a good design, but can you make it a little more cross-eyed?"
It doesn't look ignorant enough.
Hey, did you see what those idiot artists did? What the hell is with the re-design of that petpet? It looks like crap.
Listen to the players suggestions? What are these guys thinking? We got enough money coming in so we don't need the players, besides, the players don't pay us, Mcdonalds does.
Yeah, hey you know what would be really fun, let's try make featheralley not do anything, really make those kids wonder.
Yeah, they are a bunch of suckers, they'll swallow any crap we feed them.
Hey I know, lets make a new battle item that nullifies all other items of it's type.
Yeah, wanna really tick off the battle people? How about we downgrade a whole bunch of items?
I know, let's retire the Faerie Paint Brush, but first, we'll put in the news that all that talk about retiring is a rumor.
Hey, I want to work in our Customer Service department. Those lazy bums, they get paid to do nothing all day.
Haha, look at this email I got, some stupid little girl crying that she lost
her paint brush to a scammer. What an idiot, . . I mean doesn't she know
this stuff is all fake?
Check out this one, some scammer wants their account back. Pathetic, they
actually take an effort to scam someone out of fake items.
Haha, look at this person, wants to know why we froze his account. Haha, he acts like we need a "reason" to freeze an account. It's ok, he'll just make a new one and it'll inflate the number of accounts so we can get Mcdonalds to pay us more since we have "more" players.
Hey look at this one. Someone has a suggestion to improve the site. He'll keep playing if we improve it or not, at least if we don't take his suggestion, we can save the Neopets Corporation some money.
I don't want to deal with any more complaints for a while, going to watch some TV. Hey Ted, can you unplug the servers and make neopets go "down" for a few hours? Thanks.